Funny Golf Towel – I Can Drive 300 Yards in My Cart

Every four-ball has one golfer who talks a big game off the tee, and this funny golf towel lets them own the joke. It reads "I can drive 300 yards… in my cart", which is the only 300-yard drive most of us will ever manage.

A Funny Golf Towel for Big Hitters (in the Buggy)

The slogan is printed in-house, so it is ready to clip on the bag and raise a laugh on the first tee. It suits buggy lovers, golf society regulars and anyone who has watched their drive roll gently off the ladies' tee.

Why you'll love it

• A cheeky slogan every golfer recognises from their own round
• Bold, easy-to-read print that stands out on a golf bag
• A low-cost gift for a golf-mad dad, grandad or mate
• Handy for wiping clubs, balls and hands between shots
• Made in our own North Yorkshire workshop, not shipped from abroad

Size & details

• Size: one size
• Printed with your chosen design in our North Yorkshire workshop
• Exact towel dimensions, fabric and fixing: please call us if you need them before ordering

Delivery

Every golf towel is printed to order in-house in North Yorkshire and posted from the UK. Delivery options and costs are shown at checkout. Need it for a particular round or birthday? Give us a ring on 01439 771468.

Pair it with a golf mug from our range for a birthday or Father's Day gift that keeps the banter going.

Made to order in the UK. Most orders dispatch within 1–2 working days. Personalised items can't be returned unless faulty — if something's not right, we'll reprint it.