Funny Number Plate Mug – D3C4F N0 (No Decaf) – Coffee Lover Gift – 11oz Ceramic

For the friend who treats decaf as a personal insult, this funny coffee mug says it before they’ve had their first sip. The number plate reads D3C4F N0 – short, sharp and as strong as their morning espresso.

A funny coffee mug for proper coffee drinkers

The D3C4F N0 plate wraps all the way round the mug in classic yellow, with the country band of your choice: GB, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland or Ireland. It’s a novelty number plate mug – the registration isn’t real, but their feelings about decaf definitely are.

Why you’ll love it

• Lets the coffee lover in your life make their feelings clear
• Holds 11oz, plenty for that first strong coffee of the day
• One long yellow number plate printed right round the mug, so the joke reads from every side
• Pick the band that suits them – GB with the Union flag, Scotland with the saltire and SCO, Wales with the dragon and CYM, Northern Ireland with NI lettering, or Ireland with the tricolour and IRL
• Sublimation printed onto an 11oz white ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday brews

Size & details

• White ceramic mug, 11oz (approx. 325ml)
• C-shaped handle and a high-gloss finish
• Sublimation printed in-house in North Yorkshire
• Dishwasher and microwave safe – avoid abrasive scourers
• Novelty plate design – not a real or road-legal registration

Delivery

Every mug is printed to order in our North Yorkshire workshop and sent out in protective packaging for UK delivery.

Pair it with a bag of freshly ground beans for a coffee lover gift they’ll use every morning.

Made to order in the UK. Most orders dispatch within 1–2 working days. Personalised items can't be returned unless faulty — if something's not right, we'll reprint it.