Personalised Teacher Mug – If it stays still, I'll laminate it

This funny personalised teacher mug reads “If it stays still, I’ll laminate it”, and we print their name right into the design. Seating plans, timetables, the class hamster’s feeding rota. If it holds still long enough, it goes through the laminator. A mug for the teacher who has never met a sheet of A4 they couldn’t protect.

Funny personalised teacher mug: “If it stays still, I’ll laminate it”

Type the teacher’s name (up to 16 characters, spaces included) into the box and we print it into the artwork. You can see how it looks in the live preview before you add it to your basket. We print exactly what you enter, so please check names and spelling in the live preview before you order.

Why you’ll love it

• Neon-sign design glowing on a dark background
• Spot-on for primary teachers, school office heroes and anyone with a laminator on their desk
• Full-colour sublimation print on a glossy white mug, so it’s dishwasher and microwave safe
• Printed to order in our own North Yorkshire workshop, not bought in

Size & details

• 11oz white ceramic mug (approx. 325ml) with a black C-handle and matching rim
• High-gloss finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe; avoid abrasive scourers
• Personalised with one name

Delivery

Every funny personalised teacher mug is printed to order and sent in protective packaging by Royal Mail 24 Tracked, free on UK orders of £60 or more. Special Delivery next working day is also available at checkout.

A lovely leaving gift or Christmas present for the most organised teacher you know.

Made to order in the UK. Most orders dispatch within 1–2 working days. Personalised items can't be returned unless faulty — if something's not right, we'll reprint it.

Double-check spelling — we print exactly what you type. Photos look best at 1500px or larger. Emojis may not print on every product.