Personalised Wanking Sock – Funny Rude Gift

Our personalised wanking sock is the rude gift that gets the biggest laugh at the office Secret Santa, a stag do or a mate's birthday. Add any name and watch their face when they open it.

Personalised wanking sock – a funny rude gift with any name

It's a novelty sock printed with the name of your choice, so the joke is aimed squarely at the right person. Tell us the name you'd like when you order – pop it in the order notes, or ring us on 01439 771468 – and we'll print it in-house in North Yorkshire. Then pick your size: Medium, Large or Extra Large, depending on how much you want to wind them up.

Why you'll love it

• A cheeky, grown-up joke gift that's guaranteed to get a reaction
• Personalised with any name, so it's made just for them
• Three sizes for three levels of mickey-taking
• Same price whichever size you choose
• Perfect for Secret Santa, stag dos, birthdays and leaving dos

Size & details

• Sizes: Medium, Large or Extra Large
• Personalisation: any name, printed by us
• Made to order in North Yorkshire, UK
• Adults only: a rude novelty gift, not for children

Delivery

Each sock is printed to order in our North Yorkshire workshop. Postage options and costs are shown at checkout.

Making a night of it? Pair it with one of our rude number plate mugs or a funny card for the full wind-up.

Made to order in the UK. Most orders dispatch within 1–2 working days. Personalised items can't be returned unless faulty — if something's not right, we'll reprint it.