Rude Number Plate Mug – D1K H34D – Rude Secret Santa Gift – 11oz Ceramic

If you’ve drawn the office wind-up in the Christmas draw, this rude Secret Santa mug says what everyone’s thinking, on a plate that reads D1K H34D.

The rude Secret Santa mug they’ll actually use

D1K H34D runs round the mug on a single yellow number plate, and you choose the band: GB, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland or Ireland. Numbers stand in for the letters, so it reads like a cheeky private plate rather than shouting the word at you. It’s a novelty number plate, not a real registration.

Please note: this is an adult humour mug with rude wording, so it isn’t one for children or the kids’ cupboard.

Why you’ll love it

• Comfortably under most Secret Santa budgets
• A funny birthday or leaving gift for a mate who loves a bit of stick
• One long yellow number plate printed right round the mug, so the joke reads from every side
• Pick the band that suits them – GB with the Union flag, Scotland with the saltire and SCO, Wales with the dragon and CYM, Northern Ireland with NI lettering, or Ireland with the tricolour and IRL
• Sublimation printed onto an 11oz white ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday brews

Size & details

• White ceramic mug, 11oz (approx. 325ml)
• C-shaped handle and a high-gloss finish
• Sublimation printed in-house in North Yorkshire
• Dishwasher and microwave safe – avoid abrasive scourers
• Novelty plate design – not a real or road-legal registration
• Adult humour – not suitable for children

Delivery

Every mug is printed to order in our North Yorkshire workshop and sent out in protective packaging for UK delivery.

Wrap it with a bag of chocolate coins and you’ve sorted the office Secret Santa.

Made to order in the UK. Most orders dispatch within 1–2 working days. Personalised items can't be returned unless faulty — if something's not right, we'll reprint it.