Rude Number Plate Mug – N0B H34D – Rude Gift for Him – 11oz Ceramic

This rude mug for him is for the brother, husband or best mate who’s a lovable idiot most of the time. The plate reads N0B H34D, which is exactly what you’ve been calling him for years.

A rude mug for him with a proper plate layout

We print N0B H34D on a long yellow number plate that wraps right round the mug, with a GB, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland or Ireland band – your choice. It’s cheeky British banter rather than anything nasty, and it’s a novelty plate, not a real registration.

Please note: this is an adult humour mug with rude wording, so it isn’t one for children or the kids’ cupboard.

Why you’ll love it

• A birthday or Father’s Day gift for the joker of the family
• Perfect for the van, the garage or the work canteen
• One long yellow number plate printed right round the mug, so the joke reads from every side
• Pick the band that suits them – GB with the Union flag, Scotland with the saltire and SCO, Wales with the dragon and CYM, Northern Ireland with NI lettering, or Ireland with the tricolour and IRL
• Sublimation printed onto an 11oz white ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe for everyday brews

Size & details

• White ceramic mug, 11oz (approx. 325ml)
• C-shaped handle and a high-gloss finish
• Sublimation printed in-house in North Yorkshire
• Dishwasher and microwave safe – avoid abrasive scourers
• Novelty plate design – not a real or road-legal registration
• Adult humour – not suitable for children

Delivery

Every mug is printed to order in our North Yorkshire workshop and sent out in protective packaging for UK delivery.

Add a funny card and it’s a birthday gift for your brother that he’ll keep using.

Made to order in the UK. Most orders dispatch within 1–2 working days. Personalised items can't be returned unless faulty — if something's not right, we'll reprint it.